A Little Story to Make You Smile

A gentleman checked into a Five Star hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised on the internet under Escorts and Massages. He found an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what

the hell, he gives her a call; the woman says. God she sounded sexy!

Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.

I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?

She says, "That sounds fantastic ....but for an outside line you need to press 9".

Even the most sophisticated gentlemen occasionally need a gentle reminder from the universe.

Kind advice

If you’ve enjoyed your time with me and wish to share your experience, why not write a short review or a sweet reflection for my blog? I would be delighted to post it here on the site.

Thank you,

With all my warmth and appreciation.